The 11 Stages of Writing an Essay

1) Starting a new Google doc

2) Opening a bag of chips

3) Finishing said bag of chips

4) Acquiring another bag of chips from my chip guy

5) Researching what fonts make you write better

6) Investigating the noise in the hallway

7) Talking in the hallway for an hour

8) Staring at the cursor blinking for another hour

9) Asking for an extension at 2AM

10) Not getting it

11) Falling asleep on the keyboard sakldjf;ljeaj

In conclusion, it’s an F.

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