The Official Exonian Quiz
1) Where do you live?
a) In a “hall”
b) In a “house”
c) In my house
d) In Ewald Dormitory, the only dormitory on campus (I’m not biased, look it up)
2) When do you show up to your 8a.m's?
a) Between 8:02-8:05 a.m.
b) At exactly 8:00 a.m.
c) At exactly 7:30 a.m. to put up the first Math problem
d) *shrugs in privilege* I don’t have any
3) Do you visit The Grill?
a) It’s GRILL, you DUMB-
b)Duh, iced coffee is my daily morning ritual
c)Only to catch thieves
d)What is The Grill?
4) Where do you eat?
a) The Grill
b) I drink homemade dressings from the Elm salad bar, then top it off with fresh vanilla ice cream from Stillwells
c) Wetherell
d) I visit Portsmouth on the weekends to grocery shop then stash all my ingredients in a secret corner until my dorm fac leaves so I can use his/her/their kitchen to whip up a SICK meal
5) What are you most likely doing on campus?
a) Getting Vs
b) Getting yoked in the fitness center to become a sTuD aThLeTe
c) Getting excused from all my responsibilities
d) Getting work done efficiently in a quiet corner of my dorm
6)What are you most likely wearing?
a) Airpods
b) Coats with a mane of fur on the hood to assert my dominance
c) Salmon shorts, but as a “fashion statement”
d) Something that adheres 100% to the dress code
7) What is your favorite season?
a) E>a season!! *Starts chanting* We are! EX! ET! ER!
b) Spring, because it’s when I’m most excited about leaving.
c) The only season is grind season.
d) Senior spring, the season of love and melancholy.
8) What color and texture combination would you use to describe Exeter?
a) Red minestrone soup
b) Gray barbed wire fence, as seen at prisons
c) Pink fluffy cake decorated with the nicknames of all Exeter primcipals
d) Blue smurfs
9) How would you describe your mood at 11:11 p.m.?
a) Grumpy yet convincingly gregarious, as I join my hallmates in the ever-extending march of procrastination.
b) Tearful yet joyful as I write an English essay due the previous day.
c) I am usually asleep at that time.
d) I am usually accidentally asleep at that time.
10) How would you describe your mood right now, filling out this quiz?
a) Offended
b) Overtly offended
c) Laughing because nothing in my life is funnier than this right now (in that case, you’re welcome!)
d) ...Well that was easier than the last quiz I took.