Types of People at Assembly

1. The person who uses assembly for power naps

2. The prep trying to finish their Bio homework

3. The psychic who only comes when they get checked

4. The person who never comes but doesn’t get checked anyways

5. The person with three dickeys who now goes to every assembly

6. The prep who sits in the senior section

7. The lower who sits in the prep section

8. The senior who... just kidding this never happens

9. The Phone Collector

10. Preps who wield questions so powerful that the student body applauds before they even talk