Studying Revolutionized

Why work so hard on making your studying as effective as possible when you can instead hone your distraction routine to maximum efficiency, allowing you more time for homework? Why not give yourself ample time for work while also getting the entertainment fix your Netflix-binging brain needs? Here are some pointers to make sure you are getting through all of your distractions as fast and as thoroughly as possible:

1. Learn to be ambidextrous in order to use Instagram and Snapchat simultaneously

2. Turn the touch sensitivity of your phone all the way up so you can scroll faster

3. Use an Ethernet cable to guarantee web pages load as fast as possible and videos stop buffering

4. Study memes until you recognize them on sight so you don’t need to read the captions

5. Use autoplay—you cannot afford the time wasted on clicking video thumbnails

6. Get a waterproof phone to continue your binging in the shower

7. Get one of those fancy toothbrushes that have streaming capabilities

8. Utilize a seven-monitor setup in order to watch multiple videos at once

9. Learn to lucid dream so you can watch Netflix in your sleep