The Lamont Poet Starter Pack

1. Snaps
2. Rushing to get in line to get the poet’s signature or buy a book that you low key won’t read
3. Snacks afterwards
4. English teachers scoping Assembly Hall for attendance
5. The one kid with his/her book and notebook out, taking notes and annotating everything. He/she is ready to Harkness Warrior the next class, even though you know the class will only discuss the Lamont Reading for at most 10 minutes.
6. And the one kid who doesn’t show up to the Lamont Poet reading. The whole class can tell s/he didn’t go.
7. Resting your legs on the seat in front of you and hiding your phone behind your legs
8. Snapchatting
9. Taking snaps of the person sitting behind you
10. Taking snaps of the person sitting to the right of you
11. Trying to find which page in the book the reading is on
12. The one kid who forgot to check in with their teacher and got a dickey