What Font Are You?
When it’s 8PM and you’re just now starting a paper that’s due the next day, what do you do?
A. I approach these kinds of papers with a relaxed mindset. After all, there are 8 full hours before I have another commitment, leaving me plenty of time. Sleep? Irrelevant. I can take as long as I need. Take as many youtube breaks as I want. This works pretty well for me. I get A’s.
B. I work until 11PM, assess the situation and give myself a good amount of time to finish and polish in the morning. I don’t take breaks. I commit. Actually, now that I think of it, I don’t often find myself in this situation. I work pretty hard. That said, I feel like I can never predict my grades though, no matter how much time I put in.
C. I work very efficiently, sprawled over my bed with papers everywhere. At least for the first hour. Then I pass out at about 9PM with all of my limbs hanging in mid-air. I usually wake up from my nap at 2AM, realizing what I’ve done, but go back to sleep and grind out a perfectly crafted paper that will probably get an A+ at 7:42. And yes, the A+ exists.
D. I don’t do the paper, and I come to class the next day arguing all the reasons I protest graded writing assignments. My teachers love me, so I get away with it.
Do you sport?
A. Outdoor fitness!!!! (or another form of PE class)
B. I enjoy the JV athletics
C. I work pretty hard on my own to stay in shape. I’m about 6’ with a medium build. Some people call me Dark and Stormy.
D. Tri-Var
How involved are you in extra-curriculars?
A. I finessed my way into a leadership position on a pretty respectable club
B. I am very involved in a variety of artsy/writing/affinity clubs
C. I participate in the more ~refined~ clubs on campus. MUN, Ethics, Exonian...
D. ESSO is my jam.
Where do you get your food?
A. Elm
B. Weth
C. Grill
D. I order out
Ok! It’s time to analyze your results. If you got mostly A’s, then you are Times New Roman. Mostly B’s? Garamond. Mostly C’s? Georgia. Mostly D’s? Comic Sans. Enjoy your new spirit font.