Quotes of the Week

“I guess I just dont know, what does it mean to flex on people?”

-Ms. Dean

“Doesn’t Wheelright have a second W?”

-Life Editors

“Today’s Humor Page low key gets worse the farther down you read.”

-Ryan Xie, ‘20

“Isn’t that how it usually is?”

- Fiona Madrid ‘20

“I always check for my grades days before they’re supposed to come out, even though I know they won’t be there.”

-Everyone

“Does anyone else realize that Weth always has Caesar salad in the first week of every trimester, and then you never see it again? Food for thot.”

-Ryan Xie, ‘20