Types of People in Dhall
The one who gets to Elm at 12:33 and stands in line for 20 minutes and still hasn’t yet figured out that left side is so much quicker and that everyone cuts in Elm. The kid is probably an innocent prep who had to book it from the science building.
The one who is into “dhall creations.”They always combine food because it tastes better. They probably make their own milkshakes, too.
The one who only makes a sandwich. This person is so repulsed by regular dhall food that they can only eat sandwiches.
The one who only eats food from the salad bar or pasta bar at Weth because they don’t want to wait in line.
The one who cuts in line. For Weth, this is typically the person who always joins their friends in the line break near the plate area. For Elm, this is everyone who isn’t the aforementioned prep who waits patiently.
The one who cuts the line at the very front of the line, but manages to not delay the line since they get out right before the person who is next in line gets there- you know what I mean?
The one who doesn’t consume anything but a drink.
The one who gets two cups of drinks. This person is a thirsty boi and often stacks one cup on top of the other, hoping that they won’t spill.
The one who never gets their own tray for cleanup in Weth. Even when they have two plates, three bowls and five cups, this kid always manages to fit all of them on someone else’s tray.
The one who stands in line to get only one item (typically the entree, like chicken parm or spaghetti), and gets an entire plateful of that one food and nothing else.
The one who gets dessert for the whole table. Talk about non sibi.
The one who only eats rice and soy sauce at Weth. Gotta love those balanced, nutritional meals, amirite?
The one who makes their own chocolate milk. They probably drank too much Yoo-hoo or Nesquick when they were younger. Sometimes the chocolate sticks to the side of the cup, which bothers them, but they can’t shake the addiction to Dhall milk+Hershey’s syrup.