Types of Screams
- aaeennnwwww (aka the Cardi B): for when you’re really feeling yourself.
2. aaaaaaa : for when you don’t want to bother your friends, so you sing your scream at an ungodly frequency that only bats can hear. It kinda looks weird from an outsider’s point of view though.
3. eAAAow (aka the Wilhelm Scream): for all those film nerds that feel the need to apply drama to their own lives.
4. uuuaaaaaaAAAAAAHHHHH: for when someone checks you against the boards and you fall and you’re flailing around on the ice, but you want to make them fear you and rue the day they ever touched you. In my experience, this kind of scream hasn’t given the effect I intended, but I live in a perpetual state of embarrassment, so...
5. Ugh (a ~quiet scream~): for when you want to express mild irritation. It is commonly used when Grill doesn’t have the new cookies with the chocolate centers. Or when you check P.O. and there’s nothing there, so you momentarily feel overwhelmingly lonely.
6. UGH: for when you want to express genuine, but passing irritation, like when you realize that this week is your three-class-Wednesday week. Or when you say hi to someone and they say “what’s up?” and you respond, “nothing much,” but they’ve already walked past you and you feel a tad bit icky and awkward.
UUGGHHH: for when you actually can’t contain the amount of distress you are in, like when you fail a test because you genuinely did not know that you had one. Or when you spill your coffee on your favorite pants and you don’t have enough clout to just spill more things on yourself to make it seem stylish.
OW: for when you are surprised by how much something hurt.
Auwoooooo: for when you’re channelling your inner wolf :)
YAWP: for when you desperately want to resurrect Robin Williams.