Future Principal’s Day Announcements
- Principal’s Day is announced the day after it happens, making it for time travellers only.
2. PMac rides around on a horse yelling “PRINCIPAL’S DAY IS COMING! PRINCIPAL’S DAY IS COMING!” because the Revolutionary War never really ended anyway.
3. A helicopter descends from above. While everyone’s attention is taken, a plane lands on the Academy Building. A spaceship touches down in the lawn, where PMac steps out holding a banner. Suddenly, PMac’s skin peels away, revealing this is an alien clone.
4. Just announce it as “Out of Town Amnesty Day.”
5. PMac hides in the whale of the science building only to fall out before she can make the announcement.
6. The bees organize themselves into a banner that says “Principal’s Day.”
7. We dedicate a day to understanding values--“Principles Day.”
8. PMac tells one student that it’s Principal’s Day and nobody else. No email is sent. No information is communicated. The only person who doesn’t get dicked is the one student.