Quotes of the Week
“Alex Turner makes my ovaries explode.”
- Alan
“I’m learning how to lifeguard...it’s hard when you can’t swim.”
-Isabella Ahmad ’20
“Well, I don’t swim. I actively don’t drown.”
-Isabella Ahmad ’20
“Does anyone know if you can recover an InDesign thingy? Like, if I hypothetically deleted this week’s Humor Page?”
-Ava Harrington ’19
“Paul, you’re cancelled.”
- Rose Horowitch ’19
“Those buildings aren’t gonna monitor themselves!”
- Campus Safety Worker
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