Global Warming is Ruining Everything

The Earth is simply getting too hot. If Ryan Gosling or Chris Hemsworth were to leave, that might help a bit, but not enough. But why should we be concerned?

A few weekends ago, in the middle of February, we had rain instead of snow. Weather people said that this storm would be a blizzard if it were colder outside. Not only is snow pretty and fun to play with (not to eat), but if there’s a serious blizzard we get a snow day. Think of the fun snowball fights you could get in and the pictures you can take! Also, snow is pretty and reflects the sun beautifully. Snow has been scientifically proven to improve your Rinsta’s by at least ten likes and three comments.

Not only is snow pretty and fun to play with (not to eat), but if there’s a serious blizzard we get a snow day.

Sure, snow can be a bit chilly, but that’s okay when grill is giving out soup and you don’t have to go to any classes. Rain is wet, heavy, clear, and floods the pathways. Rain just makes you look like a miserable wet rodent. And rain is no excuse for missing class. Unrelatedly, having temperatures around 70 degrees and then having snow the next day is not okay, but that’s an entirely different argument.

If you too are a lover of snow, hater of rain, fearer for the environment help me in asking mother nature YOUR REPRESENTATIVES for more snow and less rain REAL ACTION AGAINST CLIMATE CHANGE.