Avoiding Stricts for a Visitation Violation

1. Owning gear from the dorm you were caught in automatically makes you a member of the dorm.
2. Your violation is actually a form of protest against a heteronormative policy, an act protected by your First Amendment rights.
3. According to the Theory of Relativity, time is a construct, and thus the hours in which your visitations occurred cannot be adequately measured.

Your violation is actually a form of protest against a heteronormative policy, an act protected by your First Amendment rights.

  4. Put Dean Cos on stricts for causing emotional distress.5. Just take the stricts, because obviously you weren’t resourceful enough to keep the window open and throw yourself out of it before the dorm fac caught you. (Survival of the Fittest)