Do Not Eat Tide Pods

Hello, future leaders of the world. There is a new, super cool trend going around called the Tide Pod Challenge and I am here to warn you against being sucked in by the alluring powers of the forbidden fruit. Despite their pretty colors, good smell and squishiness, Tide Pods are called the “forbidden” fruit for a reason! They can burn the smooth muscle in your body, so that’s definitely not fun. The pain is really bad even if you don’t swallow, and you can still die. The packaging also deteriorates if you just put it in your mouth because of saliva, so it’s just not safe. Of course, you will have to fight the urge to... just bite one of those tempting pods... But don’t! Just ask some of your peers who have tried it and they will hopefully warn you against it. A great alternative is actual fruit – or Gushers. You could also technically eat the Mona Lisa if you were somehow able to acquire it. So if you’re looking for a snack, eat famous and priceless art.

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