Quotes of the Week

“Seagulls in San Francisco should be called ‘bagels.’”

-John Beckerle ’19

“What’s the difference between female and male pig reproductive systems? There’s a ‘vas deferens.’”

-Billy O’Handley ’21 (It’s pig practical season, my dudes.)

“I’m going to their website too! I’ll meet you there.”

-Rose Horowitch ’19

“Am I really that self-conceited?”

-Khine Win ’20

“That’s a repetitive redudancy.”

-Nick Schwarz ’20

“I have a running tally between me and the winter. Prep year, the winter won. Last year, it was a close race but I think the winter still won.”

-Gillian Quinto ’19

“I didn’t think this was going to be a commitment.”

-Anonymous Humor Editor

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