Self Song Review - Bartier Cardi
Hey y’all, wha’sh poppin? My name is Cardi B and I’m from the Bronx. Wait a minute. Hold up. I am so much more than that. Imma start from the top. Hello there. My name is Cardi B. And I am from the bRONXXX. TOday, I’m here to talk to you about my new single, Bartier Cardi. EY EY Top 10 billboard babyyyyy, brrrrrlllllllhh. You know, I been working my 75% real butt off these days and I just want you to know that, like, I been havin’ drama. I cause drama. I got beef. And all these rakes be talkin smack about me, sayin I didn’t earn this ish. Well you know what? Get outta here!!! I ain’t gonna let these rakes get on me when I got some better ish to deal with.
AnyWAY, Bartier Cardi is basically about, you know, all dat shmoney a n’ just, like bein’ at the top. You know? My man Offset proposed to me and so I just really wanted to put him on the spotlight. He’s just like that spotlight, you feel me? Cause like, when I walk into the room, that light turns on. All the wayyyy. Ehh, Ehh, Ehhh.
My boi 21 Savage worked on dis with me in the studio an the second he got on that track, I was like, ayoooo this gon’ be a party song. Like this ish gon be what me and my girls walk into the club hearin and feelin: POppIN! That kind of song that make money moves. Even though bein rap queen is too girly, I feel like I got dat reshpect. You kno? So people like don’t talk smack about me as much. But some people out there be thinkin, Cardi B a rake. You know I be lookin like a Scooby Doo shnack, you know I be lookin like a chicken NUggeT or somethin’.
You know I once said to someone who was really tryin’ me, like, “I’m being nice to you. Have I stabbed you? No.” But on the real though, I have my doubts. Like there are moments where I ask myself, “can she make another hit? Can she do it?” An’ then my response is “OF COURSE YOU CAN. YOU IS CARDI BBBBB.”
*attacks reader with a redddd botttommm*
So everybody… y’all better listen to my song. It’s fire. And if you don’t, you better be knowin that I be watchin you.