10 Highlights of Your Exeter Career

  1. Yelling “Latin is dead!” IN Latin in front of the entire Latin club

2. Thanking the food service worker after she told you “one piece of fruit per person,” pivoting away, and marching out of Wetherell clutching seven pears to your chest

3. Telling your mother you became “an ‘Exonian’ editor,” delaying the “Humor” part

4. Chugging piping hot grill coffee that also happens to be very sour for some reason before your 8am Saturday class

5. When that prospective family asked what you liked about Exeter and you stared at them blankly for thirty seconds before blurting out, “the people”

6. Campus Safety showing up at your door unannounced, ready to confiscate your beloved tear-stained beanbag chair

7. Health class.

8. Your third Stillwells run of the day

9. Saying goodbye to your life and hello to Mock Trial

10. When someone asked you, “how are you?” and you replied, “I am an upper,” and walked away

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