Students Look Inward to Resolve Recent Problems, Exploration Finds Other Issues

Recently, the community has been asked to look inward in order to resolve recent social issues on campus. Many students took this to heart, but only found unrelated issues. “I don’t think I’m part of the problem,” one student lamented. “However I’ve come to realize I’m addicted to anime, and it’s becoming a real burden.” Others had similar realizations. “I can’t stop going to boy’s varsity hockey games. Sometimes I give tours during their practices just to stare from above. Every winter I tell my mom my grades drop because of seasonal depression, but really I’m too busy watching the the hockey players to do anything but--” (we couldn’t publish the rest of her response). We hope that as many problems as possible will be resolved by this method.