A Comprehensive List of StuCo Attendees

Prep Reps

That kid who took your seat once, I mean, are you a Wheelwright dorm rep? I think not.

“Nothing to report”

Food Truck Fridays

Preps who think being on policy committee will definitely get them into Harvard

Math homework

Didn’t get prep rep but has already launched three year long campaign for StuCo President

Kids who got lost on their way to peer tutoring

Our extremely selective Exec Board

Impassioned outrage against D-Hall’s cereal choices

Literally every single proposal ever except for the V’s policy

ELECTIONS THAT VERY MUCH COMPLY WITH THE E-BOOK AND STUCO CONSTITUTION AND ARE TOTALLY MOST DEFINITELY 258% FINE.

Ayush.