A Celebration of the 139th Humor Board

(In our unnecessarily long Humor Editor applications, we were asked to “complement” the 139th Humor Editors.)

Billy

“Okay, it’s ‘compliment,’ Billy. Good thing you weren’t a copy editor.” -Abby

“Really good at compliment fishing.” -Ava

“He’s a class clown without the class.” -Lizzie

“Billy is just soooooooooo funny, you know. He’s uh...really special. I’ve never met someone so uhh...” -everyone

“Not only is Billy handsome and intelligent, but I also heard he writes fantastic compliments” -anonymous

Emily

“Emily is like the Ben Franklin of the Humor Page. You decide how.” -Abby

“Deserves a thousand falafels.” -Ava

(Lizzie would like Emily to know she seems like a really nice and well liked person even though Lizzie doesn’t really know her)

Cedric

“Sorry, who?” -everyone

“Wait, that was a real person?” -heard on the paths

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