Cilley Hall to Replace “C Funk” Assembly Cheer With Contented Moaning

This Tuesday, Cilley Hall proctors decided what the dorm would do whenever an assembly speaker says the words “Cilley Hall” and the result is as everyone expected: a loud, satisfied humming noise. “We wanted our Assembly Cheer to reflect the good name of Cilley, something that would show how much classier we are as a dorm than Webster or (shudder) Wentworth,” said Taylor Walshe, the proctor who came up with the idea of the entire dorm letting out a low moan every time they heard the word Cilley. “We brainstormed for a bit, then came to the conclusion that there would be no other way to capture the dorm’s spirit but with a pleasurable sigh.”

“We wanted our Assembly Cheer to reflect the good name of Cilley, something that would show how much classier we are as a dorm than Webster or (shudder) Wentworth,”

Other students in the dorm are upset about the idea of an aggressive mhhhhm being the dorm’s cheer. One Senior who would like to go nameless and edits the humor page said, “We could literally say anything. C Funk was a really fun idea, it even sounds like a team cheer. Just saying ‘Cilley’ or ‘C Hall’ or even doing nothing would be fine. But letting out an intense croon is just weird.”

Hopefully, Cilley Hall resolves this issue soon. But if not, you might hear some contented moaning come assembly on Friday.