Movie Review: What the Health

Over the summer, a new health documentary was released on Netflix. It’s called What the Health, and here’s a brief summary of what I learned:

1. Pretty much all meat is bad for you – become a vegetarian!

2. Egg yolks cause high cholesterol and can kill you – no more D-hall omelets on Sunday :(

3. Milk can cause issues with blood sugars – why do humans drink cow milk anyway?

4. The government has been lying to us (surprise) – remember the Got Milk? campaign.

5. Fish can be eaten in moderation – become a vegan who eats fish!

6. Tilapia, Salmon, and other common fish are actually bad for you – only exotic fish are available to eat.

      So basically, we should just eat plants. Unfortunately, the animal industry is working on a documentary about how bad vegetables are for you, so we’re not going to have anything to eat. Stock up on leafy greens while you still think they’re good for you!