10 Other Things Ted Cruz Accidentally Liked on Twitter

Ted Cruz recently liked a hardcore pornography post on twitter this past Monday, blaming members of his staff for the faux pas. While it is not uncommon for men to blame their staffs for these sorts of issues, Ted Cruz is a public figure, and so will be ridiculed. Here are ten things Ted Cruz probably shouldn’t have liked on twitter.

1. A tweet that said “Zodiac Killer still yet to be found, say police”

2. The tweet: “The bible tells us to forgive sinners. #StandWithTheMooch”

3. A tweet reading “Taylor Swift’s new single is fantastic!!! I love the new direction she’s going!!!”

4. The tweet “Petition to rename USA to GOAT.”

5. A tweet that said “Lonzo Ball is unquestionably a top 10 player in today’s NBA, and the lakers are my favorite to win it all.”

6. This tweet: “Why don’t you just shoot the hurricane until it goes away?”

7. The tweet, “Is global warming causing these hurricanes, or is it Liberals? I’m taking my answer from the Bible on this one.”

8. “At least Satan didn’t believe in Climate Change...”

9. A tweet reading “Did Obama cause hurricane Irma? The results may surprise you!”

10. “If you killed Ted Cruz on the floor of the Senate, and the trial was in the Senate, nobody would convict you.”

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