Trump: “Cancer Vs. People” Battle Has “Bad Folks On Both Sides”

    Yesterday, after mass media pressure to condemn the disease cancer, Donald Trump called the media to a press conference to discuss the surprisingly complicated issue. “Cancer is less of a black and white issue than people realize. I think that there are bad folks on both sides; I don’t think that you can say that cancer is entirely at fault. I’d like to see definite proof that cancer is harmful before jumping to conclusions.”

    He proceeded to attack the counter protesters in the cancer situation: the doctors. “Cancer is just living its happy life, but these AntiHarm protestors like the so called ‘doctors’ cut it out of people’s bodies. They’re actively inciting violence on the innocent cancer.”