Fun Things to Do With Your Principal’s Day

1. Swim in the Exeter River and hope you don’t get attacked by lampreys.

2. Find Principal MacFarlane, wherever she is, to personally thank her.

3. Study for your chem test because the suffering never stops.

4. Eat.

5. Take a train to Boston to run away from your troubles.

6. Sit in the red chairs.

7. Get involved in a federal scandal.

8. Sleep, for once.

9. Go to the health center to finally get that one mole checked out.

10. Suffer just a little less than you normally do.

11. Eat again.