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 THE MANIFESTO THAT IS TOTALLY NOT AFFILIATED WITH ANY CANDIDATE: V’s policy change: the only time you can be in your room.Ask the D-Hall omelette guy to do audiobooks.Demolish Wetherell and replace it with a fleet of food trucks.Massage beds on the quad.Community Kleenex boxes in common rooms. So that people don't have to blow their nose on bathroom tissues.Reopen the buildings that now close after six. Open all buildings. Doors will be abolished.Option of Canadian History instead of US history; 333 is a 15 page apology for bringing your moose into a Tim Horton’s.Class starts at nine, ends at five, and no homework. VOTE SOME CANDIDATEHe's Literally Doing It For College