Prediction: Future Headlines

HEARTWARMING:

Seeing a need for a little R&R, Nike installs giant hammocks outside their factory windows. Hammocks look like the Nike swoosh.

RED FLAG:

Dream boy’s only Facebook comments are from his mom.

BREAKING NEWS:

Pedro Sanson, ‘18, tells friend he’s “just kidding.” He’s not kidding.

WOW!:

We kidnapped a real scientist and asked what he really thinks about dolphins

BEAUTIFUL!:

Phone buzz provides teen with daily dose of adrenaline.