The Ten Exeter Commandments

1. Thou shall not cut in line at D-hall.

2. Thou shall not leave hair clumps in the dorm shower.

3. Thou shall not take someone else’s bagel in Wetherell.

4. Thou shall not stand up at assembly before “senior class” is said, especially if thou art a prep.

5. Thou shall not Thou shall go to assembly always.

6. Thou shall hiss if Andover is mentioned, especially in petty contexts.

7. Thou must not sleep, then spend the rest of the week complaining about the one night thou did not sleep.

8. Thou shall not go in for the kiss after EP.

9. Thou shall return D-hall utensils after stealing them.

10. If thou dicks 8:00 class, thou must also dick 8:55 class if you can combine dickeys.

11. There shalt be only ten comandments.