Vice President Joe Biden to Teach at Exeter Once Out of Office

On Tuesday, in the late afternoon, there were parades and cheers filling the streets of Exeter, following the announcement that Uncle Joe himself would be coming to Exeter to teach history after he was done being Vice President.

When asked why he decided to come to Exeter, he told us that, “Well, after eight years in the White House as VP, I felt I wanted to do something a little more strenuous, and Exeter is the only place I knew of.”

Many students have expressed feelings of delight at the thought of Biden being a teacher here.

“I’ve always felt he was someone I could relate to, even though I’ve never actually met him,” one sleepy upper said, “I hope I get him for 333. I feel like he’d be a chill grader.”

Many teachers showed excitement at the thought of Biden teaching on campus. The history department released an official statement Wednesday morning saying, “We are very pleased to have Mr. Biden working with us. He seems to really know a lot about particularly American history--a welcome breath of fresh air compared to the incoming Trump administration.”

Still, however, some teachers and organizations have expressed concern. One concerned member of Republican Club said, “What  if I have him and I let it slip that I was a Romney supporter? Will he be able to be unbiased in his grading?”

Only time will answer these concerns. In the meantime, we as a community will work to welcome Biden to campus with that classic Exonian charm.

When asked if President Obama would be involved with Exeter, Biden told us that, “No. President Obama will spend his post-presidency doing what he needs to do: taking a well deserved vacation.”