Top Ten Places to Dick Assembly (Theoretically)

Humor
Written By Catherine Griffin

1. Dean Cos’s office.2. Grill.3. In the middle of south side quad, yelling “I’m currently dicking assembly!”4. Behind the assembly stage.5. In a day student’s car, with a NFL betting odds sheet and a plagiarized essay in the other, outside of the ten mile radius.6. Hiding under Dean Cos’s bed.7. Water Street Municipal Parking Lot.8. Djibouti.9. Inside of Dean Cos’s hair.10. Just go to your room.

Catherine Griffin
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