Donald Trump on Pheasants

They’re ugly and they don’t fly.They eat scraps they find on the ground.They’re fat and they waddle.You can hunt them for sport.They make a squawk when you hit them.They eat worms and other insects.They get welfare from the Government.I’m sorry, what?OH!!! You said pheasant!I thought you said peasant.Well, I don’t know too much about pheasants.They’re good cooked in oil, right?Or am I thinking about peasants again?