NFL Playoff Betting Odds*

Humor

Jan 12

If you need help picking the winning teams of the Divisional Playoffs, you’ve come to the right place!Seattle Seahawks at Atlanta FalconsSeattle’s Odds: Getting an A in EnglishAtlanta’s Odds: Beating Billy in FIFA (Very Likely)Green Bay Packers at Dallas Cowboys Green Bay’s Odds: FInding Lucky Charms at WetherellDallas’ Odds: Someone accepting your desperateEP invitationHouston Texans at New England PatriotsHouston’s Odds: Having an assembly checkNew England’s Odds: YesPittsburgh Steelers at Kansas City ChiefsPittsburgh’s Odds: Your teacher rounding your89.964 to a A-Kansas City’s Odds: Getting actual mail in P.O. *Betting is not permitted on Phillips Exeter Academy premises

2017-01-12

Catherine Griffin

TFW You Just Spilled Gatorade Everywhere and You Had to Wipe it Up With an Old Copy of The Exonian so Now Everything Is Sticky and You’re Tired and You Want to Go Back to Your Dorm Because You Have a Physics Hand in the Day After a Test and You Are Actively Suffering

NFL Playoff Betting Odds*

TFW You Just Spilled Gatorade Everywhere and You Had to Wipe it Up With an Old Copy of The Exonian so Now Everything Is Sticky and You’re Tired and You Want to Go Back to Your Dorm Because You Have a Physics Hand in the Day After a Test and You Are Actively Suffering

Donald Trump on Pheasants