Top Ten Perks Of Winter Term

1. The bugs are dead.2. You can hide your post-holidays body with fuzzy sweaters.3. It’s cold so you can say your D2 habit is “to stay warm.”4. It’s cuddle season. ;) ;)5. Principal MacFarlane will wear her art scarf even more than she already does.6. You can preserve your honor via snowball duel.7. If you’re late to class, just say you slipped on the ice.8. You can round up some faculty pets and dog sled to class.9. The weather matches my soul.10. You can force people to be your friend because they’re stuck indoors with you.