Things to Do Before the Inauguration

1. Go to the supermarket and buy non perishables.2. Bring the non perishables back to your island fortress.3. Burn all of the bridges connecting your island fortress to the mainland.4. Set a kitchen timer for four years.5. Close your eyes and plug your ears.6. Shout "LALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!"7. Wait.