Cowboys vs. Aliens 45: Bigly Edition

The sun rises over the Texas border. We hear a rooster in the background. Music starts to play.The camera zooms in on a lone rider galloping across the open plain. As the camera zooms in, we see that the man is riding on another human. As we zoom in further, we see that the steed is Chris Christie. We then see that the rider is orange, and wearing a red cap with four white words written across the front. The camera zooms out as the music gets louder.Voice over: “Bad Hombres.”