Some Questions I Have for Principal MacFarlane

1. What is the meaning of life?

2. Who do you think will win the presidential election?

3. Is reality real or is it all an illusion?

4. Why are there so many dead bees?

5. Seriously there’s so many??

6. Bees????

7. Who has it worse: an upper in the spring or a senior in the fall?

8. What’s more important, Harambe or the idea of Harambe?

9. Why are the stairs in the science building so difficult to ascend?

10. What are you hiding under that art scarf?

11. Is it the solution to the Amen Hall dead bee epidemic?

12. Do we have free will?

13. Did the bees have free will before they dropped dead on the Amen devil’s flooring (linoleum)?

14. Why does God do bad things to good people?

15. Why does God do bad things to good bees?

16. Bees?!

17. Bees?

18. Bees.