PEA Dorm Summer Job Qualifications

Cilley Hall: Vineyard Vines Model.

Ewald: Flawless.

Main Street: Pizza Delivery.

Merrill: Librarians.

Wheelwright: Potters.

Langdell: Drummers.

Lamont: Anime writers.

Abbot Hall: Administrators of anonymous confession pages at their summer schools.

Soule Hall: Joggers.

Hoyt Hall: Bird calling.

Peabody Hall: Dad-bod cult leaders.

Dunbar: Tinder management.

McConnell: Lifeguards. Or history teachers.

Wentworth: Gym Proctors.

Webster: Qualified...?

Amen: Priests.

Bancroft: Wilderness explorers.

Houses: Builders of refugee shelters for all people who aren’t wanted in any other dorms.

Day Studs: What goes from there to here by disappearing and here to there by appearing?