Dorm vs. Dorm Winner: Five Cures for Senioritis

1. Burning all of your sweatpants

2. Being a second half senior taking U.S. history

3. Morning fire drills ;)

4. Math 420

5. Graduation!!

Dorm vs. Dorm Playoffs

Next Week: Wheelwright Against Dunbar

Each week, two or three dorms will be pitted against each other. Members of the chosen dorms will submit a reply to the Humor section’s weekly prompt. The funniest, most appropriate response will be published in the Humor Section and the dorm with the best response will win the round. Submissions must be emailed to

exonianhumor@gmail.com before EP on the Tuesday following this edition of The Exonian.

This week’s prompt: 5 Ways to Waste Your Time