Excuses I Make About My Midterms

1. My adviser hasn’t given them to me yet.

2. My fish that I’m not allowed to have died and I couldn’t write my history paper.

3. It’s not midterms yet.

4. All that matters is that I’m healthy.

5. What are midterms?

6. I thought I had first half 333 and went to the library every day.

7. I actually had first half 333.

8. Let’s talk about how much you miss me instead.

9. SPRAAAAAAAANGGGG

10. All Exonians go to Harvard anyway so I’ll be fine.

11. I can’t read. They haven’t taught me how to do that yet.