Good Things to Say to Experience Exeter Kids

1. “Do I sleep? Of course I sleep. For example, I got four hours last night and briefly lost consciousness during assembly.”

2. “I don’t care that you’ve taken French for five years. Take Russian. French is crusty.”

3. “Neon polos paired with khakis are all the rage here.”

4. “She drew in those bags under her eyes. It’s aesthetic.”

5. “No, no, day students really are a myth.”

6. “Join Prep Posse. You’ll have a blast.”

7. “Your prep fall elective will totally determine where you go to college. You better rethink what level comp sci you sign up for.”

8. “Kiss up to the teachers. They’ll totally remember you when you come back here.”

9. “What are you talking about? Of course we have seasoned cocktail shrimp for lunch every day.”

10. “I was late to class because your mom is a slow walker.”

11. “Only like one senior didn’t get into an Ivy.”