5 Totally Rad Things Done Over Spring Break 2K16!

1. Spent the first 83 hours asleep after having pulled five all-nighters to end Winter Term.

2. Woke up realizing I hadn’t used the bathroom since I was at Exeter, so spent the rest of the morning there.

3. Spent next two days forgetting everything I learned during the last two terms.

4. Pretended not to care about grades in front of my family while secretly checking to see if they had been put up on my phone at night after they went to sleep.

5. Tried to inflate my Snapchat score by creating dozens of fake accounts on my iPad and becoming their friends. Then, after realizing that no one could see how many friends I had, unfriending all of them. Total time: one week.