Which Presidential Candidate Are You?

1. You have a crush. One day, you finally work up the nerve to:a) Ask them to EP. You are a strong, independent woman.b) Lecture them about the disappearance of the middle class over chai tea at D squared.c) Make them machine gun bacon. (It’s an actual thing. Look it up.)d) Ask them where they get their hair done. It’s your favorite color: orangutan orange.2. What’s your favorite TV show?a) House of Cards.b) Portlandia—you like how the characters are members of the disappearing middle class.c) Duck Dynasty.d) Since The Apprentice got cancelled, Gossip Girl—it’s almost as dramatic as the GOP debates!3. On a Saturday night you can be found…a) Shopping for pant suits.b) Eating at a local restaurant, thus supporting the disappearing middle class.c) Spending time with your family (although they need to work on their outtakes.)d) Making it rain and rolling in cold, hard cash.4. Your favorite class is:a) Pop Culture Studies. Word, man! *nervous laughter*b) Statistics—so you can thoroughly analyze the statistical evidence of the disappearing middle class.c) Republic of Texas History.d) Who needs class when you’ve got the stacks?5. Your hair is:a) The people’s choice.b) Standing up ... against the injustices committed against the disappearing middle class.c) Low key greying a little.d) Orange, wild and free.If you got mostly...a) Hillary Clintonb) Bernie Sandersc) Ted Cruzd) Donald Trump