Dorm vs. Dorm Winner

1. Go to faculty meetings. Your adviser never attends those.2. When he or she nears you on the path, extend the friendly gesture of booking it in the opposite direction.3. Fatigue advisee meetings.4. Have a nervous breakdown every time he or she asks why you have never responded to any emails.5. Pretend you don’t speak English.6. Get average midterms so your adviser doesn’t have to talk to you about your grades.7. Say you’re switching advisers and don’t actually do it.8. Stand still. If you’re not moving, he or she cannot see you.9. Say you are going to assembly.10. If worst comes to worst, make the administration require you to withdraw.* none of you submitted so we won Next Week: Main Street Against WheelwrightEach week, two or three dorms will be pitted against each other. Members of the chosen dorms will submit a reply to the Humor section’s weekly prompt. The funniest, most appropriate response will be published in the Humor Section and the dorm with the best response will win the round. Submissions must be emailed to exonianhumor@gmail.com before EP on the Tuesday following this edition of The Exonian.This week’s prompt: Five Reasons Why I Couldn’t Go to EP with You