Who Said It? High School Musical Characters vs. Presidential Candidates

1. “Life teaches you that you need to make decisions in the right time—not too early, not too late.”2. “You don’t walk away if you love someone. You help the person.”3. “We’re not gonna do anything to them. Except sing… maybe.”4. “Evaporate, tall person!”5. “What am I supposed to do with my tiki warrior outfit?”6. “For many, the American dream has become a nightmare.”7. “I’ve never lied… except when necessary. I’ve always bought my parents expensive gifts… using their credit card, of course. But I don’t deserve this humiliation!”8. “I love Wisconsin. It’s a great place.”9. “My prom is wherever you are.”10. “But… you were so loyal.”11. “I go to the gym pretty regularly.”12. “So I am proud to be Republican. I can’t imagine being anything else.”13. “We’ve dug ourselves a hole, and the only way out is on each other’s shoulders.”14. “Everyone knows I am right that Robert Pattinson should dump Kristen Stewart. In a couple years, he will thank me. Be smart, Robert.”15. “My two secrets to staying healthy: wash your hands all the time. And, if you can’t, use Purell or one of the sanitizers. And the other is hot peppers. I eat a lot of hot peppers. I for some reason started doing that in 1992, and I swear by it.”16. “I don’t want my marriage or my guns registered in Washington.”17. “You know the world can see us, in a way that’s different from who we are.”18. “Look, I don’t attempt to understand the female mind…”19. “History will know who we are.”20. “I was perhaps the worst student you have ever seen.” Answers: 1. Presidential Candidate Jeb Bush 2. Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton 3. HSM Character Troy Bolton 4. HSM Character Sharpay Evans 5. HSM Character Ryan Evans 6. Presidential Candidate Bernie Sanders 7. HSM Character Sharpay Evans 8. Presidential Candidate Donald Trump 9. HSM Character Troy Bolton 10. HSM Character Sharpay Evans 11. Presidential Candidate Martin O’Malley 12. Presidential Candidate Rand Paul 13. HSM Character Jack Bolton 14. Presidential Candidate Donald Trump 15. Presidential Candidate Hillary Clinton 16. Presidential Candidate Rand Paul 17. HSM Character Troy Bolton 18. HSM Character Chad Danforth 19. HSM Character Troy Bolton 20. Presidential Candidate Ben Carson

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