Love, English Department

Dear Seniors,Congratulations on turning in your college applications. We saw how much you loved writing all those college essays, so we’re going to make you write another one!But we’re going to make it twelve pages. And we’re going to give you 333-level stress about it. Don’t worry—this is definitely preparing you for college.Just for the irony, we'll call it a “Meditation”. Not only does it encourage you to reflect on sad, slightly made-up experiences, but the “Meditation” also allows you the chance to share them with your peers.We all know how well you can complain about your life. Now you just have to put it on paper.Hope you got your Senioritis vaccinations over break—you’re gonna need ’em!Till Death do us part,The English department