Interpreting Your SAT Scores

2400—You spent your summer well.

2390—You have a very disappointed parent.

2300—You forgot to quote a fictitious Chinese proverb in your essay.

2200—The last several months have been dedicated to this test, but the proctor put that girl from your math class next to you, so you spent all morning holding in a fart

2150—You couldn’t remember that Pythagorean Theorem Song.

2100—You couldn’t get that Fetty Wap song out of your head.

2050—You couldn’t get that Pythagorean Theorem Song out of your head.

2000—That weird kid from math class kept on farting.

1750—It’s okay. Daddy runs a hedge fund.

1650—The Academy really appreciates the new turf fields that your father just donated.

1300—You play right tackle.