Aggressions: A Poem

Microagressions are discriminatory and rude,So macroaggressions are the thing to do!Why make jokes about race and gender,When insulting everyone is even better!Don’t be old school and settle for gossip and spreading rumors,When you can just tell the sucker that they’re a loser!Use that SAT vocab and get originalBecause “You’re fat!” and “You’re dumb!” are so typical.The key to crafting a microaggression is to target insecurities,And with teenagers lacking confidence, there are tons of possibilities.The only downside is that you’ll look like a jerk,But who cares—you never leave the dorm Exonian Office because you have so much work.