16 Thoughts Prep Girls Have at Dances
1. What, why do they have to play this song? This is a dance, not a Skrillex concert.2. Whatever is touching me right now better not be someone’s butt.3. Why is everyone so tall?4. Why am I so short?5. Shouldn’t have worn flip-flops.6. Why is that PG dancing with that prep?7. I wish I was in THE grill right now.8. That upper’s face makes me really uncomfortable.9. Crap, I made eye contact. Now I’m even more uncomfortable.10. People are dying in the world right now and I’m just here dancing to Pitbull.11. I’m glad I’m been doing those hard prep spaz workouts. I look great.12. Oh God the only dance moves I know are from dorm Zumba.13. Okay, so I got cute boy sweat on me. Is this a good thing?14. Oh sweet Jesus don’t tell me I got my sweat on a cute boy.15. I’m pretty sure that doesn’t count as a shirt.16. Wow, I should write a humor article about this.