What is Goodness?

The proctors in your dorm only give the preps 7’s on the weekdays.Prep fall is pass/fail.You choose not to physically injure the Harkness warriors in your classes.Your dormmates meditate together and exchange massages.You put the shower curtain in, so the floor isn’t wet, and people don’t slip.The person before you flushed.You lend your skateboard to a friend even though they can’t skate.Your friend lets you date their sister.The automatic toilet decides not to shoot a stream of water at your vulnerable pieces of flesh.You have two free blocks before assembly.There’s no assembly check that day.There is assembly check that day, but another vaguely Asian-looking kid in your dorm signs you in.The one problem left in math class is the one you did.A teacher tells you that class is cancelled.You don’t catch hand-foot-mouth.You think dorm faculty is catching you with illegal v’s, but it’s really just the janitor. shout out to Phil.You realize dhall has decent coffee on the faculty side.Your teachers don’t dick you for showing up 30 minutes late.The PG chooses not to buy 5 slices of pizza at dorm grill and let the underclassmen starve.You say hi to strangers on the path and they attempt to respond.You don’t call campus security when your bike is gone.That day student brings enough Dunkin Donuts for the class.Your friend has tissues when you don’t.