Leave it to Bieber

Recently, a petition was sent to the White House with 100,000 signatures in support of revoking Justin Bieber’s green card. The petition states “We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive and drug-abusing Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people, but he is also a terrible influence on our nation’s youth.” This unfortunate series of events began when Justin entered the States in 2008, polluting the ears of children across the country. More recently, Justin was caught drag-racing on suspicion of DUI in Miami on January 23, and was arrested for assaulting an innocent limo driver.There is also a petition in the opposite favor, but that piece of paper has fewer than 2000 signatures. It states, “With your help, we can stop it. He’s human. He’s not perfect. The media sees the bad side of him. Please.” But is he human really? Or is he Canadian?The White House has reached an impasse as one of the world’s greatest performers is hated by the very people he performs for. Which side are you on? Bieber Fever or Bieber Beater? And before you pick, remember, he is someone’s child.

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